Scumbag Uterus

I heard you will spend the afternoon with your new boyfriend I think some cramps and heaving bleeding will make your date perfect

I heard you will spend the afternoon with your new boyfriend I think some cramps and heaving bleeding will make your date perfect  Scumbag Uterus

You don't get a period? Here, have some cramps

You don't get a period? Here, have some cramps  Scumbag Uterus

You're at the beach for spring break with your boyfriend? Here, have a period two weeks early, even though you're on birth control.

You're at the beach for spring break with your boyfriend? Here, have a period two weeks early, even though you're on birth control.  Scumbag Uterus

Having an emotional downfall? Here, let me cry you the tears of my people.

Having an emotional downfall? Here, let me cry you the tears of my people.  Scumbag Uterus

Getting your wisdom teeth out? don't worry, i'll be there to keep your company!

Getting your wisdom teeth out? don't worry, i'll be there to keep your company!  Scumbag Uterus

finals next week? here's some unstable emotions to help you prepare

finals next week? here's some unstable emotions to help you prepare  Scumbag Uterus

Having a bad hair day and have to wear your glasses today? Here, have a period with intense cramps to make you feel completely unattractive.

Having a bad hair day and have to wear your glasses today? Here, have a period with intense cramps to make you feel completely unattractive.  Scumbag Uterus

Hey, you finally left your boyfriend's house? Here let me stop your period.

Hey, you finally left your boyfriend's house? Here let me stop your period.  Scumbag Uterus

WEARING YOUR FAVE PANTIES BECAUSE YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR PERIOD? guess again

WEARING YOUR FAVE PANTIES BECAUSE YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR PERIOD? guess again  Scumbag Uterus

Hungover from your birthday night out? Here, have your first period in two years

Hungover from your birthday night out? Here, have your first period in two years  Scumbag Uterus
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