Scumbag Ted Mosby

ROOMMATE STUDYING FOR THE BAR EXAM THROWS THREE DAY PARTY

ROOMMATE STUDYING FOR THE BAR EXAM THROWS THREE DAY PARTY  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Traumatized by being left at the alter steals victoria on her wedding day

Traumatized by being left at the alter steals victoria on her wedding day  Scumbag Ted Mosby

spends quality time with the kids gets 7 years off work

spends quality time with the kids gets 7 years off work  Scumbag Ted Mosby

KIDS It turns out that you were adopted, and I never actually met your mother.

KIDS It turns out that you were adopted, and I never actually met your mother.  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Sits kids down to tell them how he met their mother Talks for seven years

Sits kids down to tell them how he met their mother Talks for seven years  Scumbag Ted Mosby

dates women tells them he loves them on first date

dates women tells them he loves them on first date  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Tells kids a story when weed is legal Still says eating a sandwhich

Tells kids a story when weed is legal Still says eating a sandwhich  Scumbag Ted Mosby

TELLS HIS KIDS THE STORY ABOUT ANOTHER MARRIAGE HE ALMOST RUINED

TELLS HIS KIDS THE STORY ABOUT ANOTHER MARRIAGE HE ALMOST RUINED  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Won't say "shit" in front of kids Talks about banging their aunt.

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An architect pays NYC rent and owns a house in the burbs... An architect! Think he's selling "sandwiches" on the sly?

An architect pays NYC rent and owns a house in the burbs... An architect! Think he's selling
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