Scumbag Ted Mosby

Gets left at the altar Steals another bride on her wedding day

Gets left at the altar Steals another bride on her wedding day  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Drinks at the bar daily, smokes weed, with near perfect memory. PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

Drinks at the bar daily, smokes weed, with near perfect memory. PATHOLOGICAL LIAR  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Kids I bumped into your mother several times before I actually met her, and I actually remember this.

Kids I bumped into your mother several times before I actually met her, and I actually remember this.  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Has a chance at riding the tricycle Never actually tells anyone if he did

Has a chance at riding the tricycle Never actually tells anyone if he did  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Breaks up with ridiculously hot and awesome girl on her birthday Twice

Breaks up with ridiculously hot and awesome girl on her birthday Twice   Scumbag Ted Mosby

uncle marshall, aunt lily, uncle barney, aunt robin ...my sister heather

uncle marshall, aunt lily, uncle barney, aunt robin ...my sister heather  Scumbag Ted Mosby

fully grown adult voice of bob saget 20 years later

fully grown adult voice of bob saget 20 years later  Scumbag Ted Mosby

suits up has threesome

suits up has threesome  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Exists

 Exists  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Tells his Children about every sexual partner he's had Other than their mom

Tells his Children about every sexual partner he's had Other than their mom  Scumbag Ted Mosby
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