Scumbag Ted Mosby

sucks tells his kids

sucks  tells his kids  Scumbag Ted Mosby

"She was the last girl I dated before I met your mother" So let me tell you about another girl I fucked in the meantime

Tells story to his kids about how he met their mother Includes every sexual escapade about their "uncle"

Tells story to his kids about how he met their mother Includes every sexual escapade about their

Encyclopaedia

 Encyclopaedia  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Has two kids, a wife and a 80 hours long story. All of them imaginary.

Has two kids, a wife and a 80 hours long story. All of them imaginary.  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Was an architect/teaches architecture Can't build a chair or crib

Was an architect/teaches architecture Can't build a chair or crib  Scumbag Ted Mosby

say i love you on the first date bitches love it when you say i love you on the first date

say i love you on the first date bitches love it when you say i love you on the first date  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Embodies all the douchiest stereotypes of NewYorkers Is actually from Ohio

Embodies all the douchiest stereotypes of NewYorkers Is actually from Ohio  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Complains about not having a girlfriend Dates the hottest girls I've ever seen

Complains about not having a girlfriend Dates the hottest girls I've ever seen  Scumbag Ted Mosby

complains about not being in a relationship, but sleeps with the hottest girls 8/10 guys want to be with.

complains about not being in a relationship, but sleeps with the hottest girls 8/10 guys want to be with.  Scumbag Ted Mosby
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