Scumbag Teacher

Gets paid to read off powerpoint slides

Gets paid to read off powerpoint slides  Scumbag Teacher

Don't expect me to teach you Look at the book

Don't expect me to teach you Look at the book  Scumbag Teacher

I'm preparing you for college

 I'm preparing you for college  Scumbag Teacher

"You need this textbook, we'll use it all the time." Never uses textbook.

"today we're watching a video" leaves mouse in the middle of the screen

if you write your paper about evolution it might "evolve" into a crumpled ball at the bottom of the trash can

if you write your paper about evolution it might

What do you think this poem means No. That's Wrong

What do you think this poem means No. That's Wrong  Scumbag Teacher

"I'd delete the final paragraph. The one above does the job and is much more sophisticated" Deducts an entire letter grade for being a third of a page too short

Makes you write an apology letter to a tree for breaking one of its branches makes you nail the note into the tree

Makes you write an apology letter to a tree for breaking one of its branches makes you nail the note into the tree  Scumbag Teacher

You have to learn cursive once you get to middle school they won't allow anything else.

You have to learn cursive once you get to middle school they won't allow anything else.  Scumbag Teacher
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