Scumbag Teacher

Long weekend coming up Gives you homework and assignments that will take up your long weekend

Long weekend coming up Gives you homework and assignments that will take up your long weekend  Scumbag Teacher

Complains about you being late Keeps you late to make up for it, making you late to your next class

Complains about you being late Keeps you late to make up for it, making you late to your next class  Scumbag Teacher

4 lines for short answer Open response: one line

4 lines for short answer Open response: one line  Scumbag Teacher

Test scores will be posted at 9am still not posted at 11pm

Test scores will be posted at 9am still not posted at 11pm  Scumbag Teacher

I now officially declare you Out of the friend zone

I now officially declare you Out of the friend zone  Scumbag Teacher

The bell doesn't dismiss you I dismiss you

The bell doesn't dismiss you I dismiss you  Scumbag Teacher

Sees one person misbehaving punishes the whole class

Sees one person misbehaving  punishes the whole class  Scumbag Teacher

"I'm promoting a paperless classrom" Is really just too lazy to write up & distribute a syllabus

So I heard all the other teachers are giving essays this week 10 page research paper due tomorrow morning

So I heard all the other teachers are giving essays this week 10 page research paper due tomorrow morning  Scumbag Teacher

"Oh, I'm already 5 minutes over? Let me just stand directly between you and the board so I can quickly jot down the last of the lecture notes"

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