Scumbag Steve

Borrows vacuum cleaner to clean up drunk friend's puke

Borrows vacuum cleaner to clean up drunk friend's puke  Scumbag Steve

offers to be designated driver gets drunk

offers to be designated driver gets drunk  Scumbag Steve

"go deep!" never throws the football

"Don't want to see your ex?" "No problem, I'll just stop inviting you."

has tiny dick Pretends it's enormous

has tiny dick Pretends it's enormous  Scumbag Steve

Asks to borrow trimmer Returns with beard fully intact

Asks to borrow trimmer Returns with beard fully intact  Scumbag Steve

Sees you are going well with the females at a party associates himself with you to try and steal some

Sees you are going well with the females at a party associates himself with you to try and steal some  Scumbag Steve

I tell my girlfriend that I don't want kids as I'll be a shitty dad But really it's because I think she'd be a shitty mother.

I tell my girlfriend that I don't want kids as I'll be a shitty dad But really it's because I think she'd be a shitty mother.  Scumbag Steve

"if i get my girlfriend pregnant I'll kill myself"

Uses your shower Rips curtain off hook

Uses your shower Rips curtain off hook  Scumbag Steve
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