Scumbag Steve

Comes to your superbowl party Steals your phone

Comes to your superbowl party Steals your 
phone   Scumbag Steve

Uses your shower leaves pubes on soap

Uses your shower leaves pubes on soap  Scumbag Steve

Calls you on skype starts listening to music and tells you to shut up

Calls you on skype starts listening to music and tells you to shut up  Scumbag Steve

Promises to look after fish while away for a bit. does nothing for three months and nearly kills my pet

Promises to look after fish while away for a bit.  does nothing for three months and nearly kills my pet  Scumbag Steve

donates blood Has aids

donates blood Has aids  Scumbag Steve

fakes a topic about finding loot in a safe the best loot he could think of was magic the gathering cards

fakes a topic about finding loot in a safe the best loot he could think of was magic the gathering cards  Scumbag Steve

Steals neighbor's family dog of 5 years collects $500 Reward upon return

Steals neighbor's family dog of 5 years collects $500 Reward upon return  Scumbag Steve

steals your cologne only uses drakkar noir

steals your cologne only uses drakkar noir  Scumbag Steve

"Call me back in an hour" Turns off phone

Buys "best of" oingo boingo album doesnt have weird science or dead mans party

Buys
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