Scumbag Steve

ray romano not everyone loves you

ray romano not everyone loves you  Scumbag Steve

says god isn't real even though god is obviously real

says god isn't real even though god is obviously real  Scumbag Steve

Tell roommate that I'm about to take a shower He beats me to the bathroom and takes a shit first.

Tell roommate that I'm about to take a shower He beats me to the bathroom and takes a shit first.  Scumbag Steve

burrows a pair of ur boxers wears them for a week straight and throws them away

burrows a pair of ur boxers wears them for a week straight and throws them away  Scumbag Steve

Uploads warez puts virus in it

Uploads warez puts virus in it  Scumbag Steve

It will definitely not *quote does not include materials and labor cost more than what we quoted* you

It will definitely not *quote does not include materials and labor cost more than 
what we quoted* you  Scumbag Steve

Buys you dinner reminds you that you owe him a meal when its time to pay the bill the next time you go out

Buys you dinner reminds you that you owe him a meal when its time to pay the bill the next time you go out  Scumbag Steve

Makes billions from modern warfare 2 Reuses same buildings for Modern Warfare 3

Makes billions from modern warfare 2 Reuses same buildings for Modern Warfare 3  Scumbag Steve

says "let me call you right back" Never calls back

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Sees profile critique on okcupid subreddit Genuinely interested in getting to know the person - forces her to respond to "get her response rate up"

Sees profile critique on okcupid subreddit Genuinely interested in getting to know the person - forces her to respond to
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