Scumbag Steve

Can I have a toaster strudel bro? Uses 3 packets of icing

Can I have a toaster strudel bro? Uses 3 packets of icing  Scumbag Steve

"Yo bro, can I have some of your Starburst?" Takes all the pink ones

convinces girl he's a nude photographer Uses cellphone camera during shoot.

convinces girl he's a nude photographer Uses cellphone camera during shoot.  Scumbag Steve

says "yolo"

 says

Moves out of fire Keeps boss in fire

Moves out of fire Keeps boss in fire  Scumbag Steve

Always complaining about politicians Doesn't vote

Always complaining about politicians Doesn't vote  Scumbag Steve

offers to pitch dumps half a cigarette into the bowl.

offers to pitch dumps half a cigarette into the bowl.  Scumbag Steve

sees you starting to pass him speeds up

sees you starting 
to pass him speeds up  Scumbag Steve

"mid or i feed" Ends up feeding anyway

gets you giftcard for christmas at a local store 8 hours away where he lives

gets you giftcard for christmas at a local store 8 hours away where he lives  Scumbag Steve
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