Scumbag Steve

"Hey dude, can I borrow your headphones?" Loses your headphones, magically finds his pair that look just like yours.

Takes you out to dinner. "Forgets" wallet when bill comes.

Takes you out to dinner.

uses your shower flosses his ass with your towels

uses your shower flosses his ass with your towels  Scumbag Steve

Recession let's be fuck buddies

Recession let's be fuck buddies  Scumbag Steve

studies for usmle step 1 for 2 years forgets to set alarm the morning of the exam

studies for usmle step 1 for 2 years forgets to set alarm the morning of the exam  Scumbag Steve

*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap* ..................*clap*

*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap* ..................*clap*  Scumbag Steve

Tell him your at an 8 "I think u mean an [8]"

Tell him your at an 8

Knows your Reddit username Down votes All your posts for fun

Knows your Reddit username Down votes All your posts for fun  Scumbag Steve

attended UMass Lowell for one semester

attended UMass Lowell for one semester  Scumbag Steve

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I<Clicker Options are A-D This guy picks E  Scumbag Steve
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