Scumbag Steve

Understands that you're 22 and had sex for the first time Announces it to everyone at party the next night

Understands that you're 22 and had sex for the first time Announces it to everyone at party the next night  Scumbag Steve

"That ice chest looks heavy. Here, let me help." Takes one beer out and walks away.

Team doesn't have a huge lead 30 seconds into the battleground "You guys all suck I'm afking at stables"

Team doesn't have a huge lead 30 seconds into the battleground

Hears someone call shotgun Gets in the front seat anyway

Hears someone call shotgun Gets in the front seat anyway  Scumbag Steve

Comes over with bud and asks if you could roll up a few joints 'cuz hes terrible at rolling takes the joints you just rolled him and leaves to smoke with friends without including you

Comes over with bud and asks if you could roll up a few joints 'cuz hes terrible at rolling takes the joints you just rolled him and leaves to smoke with friends without including you  Scumbag Steve

Puts Bench on His front Lawn To hit on the moms

Puts Bench on His front Lawn To hit on the moms  Scumbag Steve

WANTS TO VISIT AND STAY WITH YOU IN NYC DROPS OFF HIS BAGS AND SPENDS ALL DAY WITH OTHER FRIENDS

WANTS TO VISIT AND STAY WITH YOU IN NYC DROPS OFF HIS BAGS AND SPENDS ALL DAY WITH OTHER FRIENDS  Scumbag Steve

Makes fun of you for seeing a therapist Has mandatory visits with a parole officer

Makes fun of you for seeing a therapist Has mandatory visits with a parole officer  Scumbag Steve

Converts spouse to Christianity Joins Reddit Becomes Atheist

Converts spouse to Christianity Joins Reddit
Becomes Atheist  Scumbag Steve

"BRO's BEFore hoes" never see him again after he gets a girlfriend

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