Scumbag Steve

Criticizes greek life has never been in a greek organization

Criticizes greek life has never been in a greek organization  Scumbag Steve

sees girl's panty peeking over pants pulls back panty and makes it sting her back

sees girl's panty peeking over pants pulls back panty and makes it sting her back  Scumbag Steve

"Give me a ride home, I'll smoke you out." Drops blunt in my car, burns a hole through the seat cover.

Forgets his keys upstairs "Borrows" your car

Forgets his keys upstairs

Is out of arguments "You're so stupid to give a shit about this, look at you"

Is out of arguments

Just wants to be cool with everyone tonight Shakes your hand twice

Just wants to be cool with everyone tonight Shakes your hand twice  Scumbag Steve

is a yankees fan

 is a yankees fan  Scumbag Steve

Attends Silent film Eats pop rocks

Attends Silent film Eats pop rocks  Scumbag Steve

Sees you're logged into reddit posts a meme with horrible grammar

Sees you're logged into reddit posts a meme with horrible grammar  Scumbag Steve

"Dude, we need to hang out" Never invites you to do anything

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