Scumbag Steve

Fakes throwing something at your face "Look, he flinched!"

Fakes throwing something at your face

claims he has no money for the round he owes everyone Buys himself five shots of tequila

claims he has no money for the round he owes everyone Buys himself five shots of tequila  Scumbag Steve

Calls you a pussy for not cheating on your girlfriend

Calls you a pussy for not cheating on your girlfriend  Scumbag Steve

it accidentally comes up that you are an atheist stops car and makes you walk home

it accidentally comes up that you are an atheist  stops car and makes you walk home  Scumbag Steve

Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone

Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone  Scumbag Steve

Sees you trying to pass on the highway accelerates

Sees you trying to pass on the highway accelerates  Scumbag Steve

Not invited to party Calls cops on party

Not invited to party Calls cops on party  Scumbag Steve

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space

Uses shopping cart Leaves it in empty parking space  Scumbag Steve

charges everyone $10 to cover alcohol costs calls cops on his own party after an hour and sells the liquor

charges everyone $10 to cover alcohol costs calls cops on his own party after an hour and sells the liquor  Scumbag Steve

"yeah bro I'll be there in 5 minutes" Hasn't even left yet.

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