Scumbag Steve

takes one toke 'Weed doesn't affect me, bro'

takes one toke 'Weed doesn't affect me, bro'  Scumbag Steve

Stacks the deck when he plays candy land with his daughter so he doesn't have to spend any time with her

Stacks the deck when he plays candy land with his daughter so he doesn't have to spend any time with her  Scumbag Steve

Talks about himself In the third person

Talks about himself In the third person  Scumbag Steve

Yo man can I add some kief? Without telling you, packs half of your kief on top, then hits it first hoping you won't notice. Nah man, I'm saving it all until 4/20

Yo man can I add some kief? Without telling you, packs half of your kief on top, then hits it first hoping you won't notice. Nah man, I'm saving it all until 4/20  Scumbag Steve

Teacher doing Roll CAll Responds with, "what up?"

Teacher doing Roll CAll Responds with,

Puts back diapers and formula to be able to pay cahsier Still purchases two cartons of cigarettes and a case of beer

Puts back diapers and formula to be able to pay cahsier Still purchases two cartons of cigarettes and a case of beer  Scumbag Steve

Best friend commits suicide Sleeps with his girlfriend

Best friend commits suicide Sleeps with his girlfriend  Scumbag Steve

Makes you smoke a blunt when you just got out of rehab Laughs when you puke

Makes you smoke a blunt when you just got out of rehab Laughs when you puke  Scumbag Steve

"whats the highest bid bob?" "$1200" "twelve hundred and one"

asks you to get popcorn starts movie before you get back

asks you to get popcorn starts movie before you get back  Scumbag Steve
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