Scumbag Steve

beanie hat wears like oversized condom

beanie hat wears like oversized condom  Scumbag Steve

Goes to the bathroom to pee Doesn't wash his hands because he "didn't touch his dick."

Goes to the bathroom to pee Doesn't wash his hands because he

randomly buys you a gift on sale "hey that was like 40 bucks, can you get me back?"

randomly buys you a gift on sale

Asks for your name forgets it 2 seconds later

Asks for your name forgets it 2 seconds later  Scumbag Steve

has seen the movie says every quote b/f it happens

has seen the movie says every quote b/f it happens  Scumbag Steve

Counts the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop Won't tell how many

Counts the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop Won't tell how many  Scumbag Steve

Get him half an ounce of weed Doesn't even want to smoke with you

Get him half an ounce of weed Doesn't even want to smoke with you  Scumbag Steve

attempts to draw gang signs on bridge overpass dies

attempts to draw gang signs on bridge overpass dies  Scumbag Steve

Takes Wrong Laundry doesn't give it back

Takes  Wrong Laundry doesn't give it back  Scumbag Steve

offers to take you out for some drinks "BRO, i left my wallet at home. I'll pay you back next time"

offers to take you out for some drinks
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