Scumbag Steve

"Dude, I don't mean to be a dick, but..." Is a dick

found a friend's facebook open Got him a timeline

found a friend's facebook open Got him a timeline  Scumbag Steve

Has the window seat on the plane Closes shade and sleeps for the whole flight

Has the window seat on the plane Closes shade and sleeps for the whole flight  Scumbag Steve

constantly reposts accuses women of karma whoring for any skin they show

constantly reposts accuses women of karma whoring for any skin they show  Scumbag Steve

"No, you don't need to go potty Because I don't need a cigarette yet."

pretends to punch you in the nuts calls you a pussy for flinching

pretends to punch you in the nuts calls you a pussy for flinching  Scumbag Steve

claims he can't afford to pay rent goes out drinking every other night

claims he can't afford to pay rent goes out drinking every other night  Scumbag Steve

only got 18 karma for this post but The original guy who posted it got over 1000

only got 18 karma for this post but The original guy who posted it got over 1000  Scumbag Steve

yells at you for singing in the shower at 9:40 A.m. on a thursday Plays music in room and sings a long to it at 8:00 a.m. on a saturday

yells at you for singing in the shower at 9:40 A.m. on a thursday Plays music in room and sings a long to it at 8:00 a.m. on a saturday  Scumbag Steve

gets arrested and put in jail for robbing your house still doesn't tell where he stashed your stuff

gets arrested and put in jail for robbing your house still doesn't tell where he stashed your stuff  Scumbag Steve
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