Scumbag Steve

Pulls up to only open pump at packed gas station goes inside to buy 4 loko and newports then leaves

Pulls up to only open pump at packed gas station goes inside to buy 4 loko and newports then leaves  Scumbag Steve

Company sends you home for sandy makes you use vacation time

Company sends you home for sandy makes you use vacation time  Scumbag Steve

Public bathroom with 3 urinals Uses middle one

Public bathroom with 3 urinals Uses middle one  Scumbag Steve

Finds an old teddy bear my ex gave me new teddy bear for my gf

Finds an old teddy bear my ex gave me new teddy bear for my gf  Scumbag Steve

three open urinals uses the one in the middle

three open urinals uses the one in the middle  Scumbag Steve

bus is packed sits on the outside seat

bus is packed sits on the outside seat  Scumbag Steve

"I'll Let you know" doesn't let you know

Bitches about big government spending Has received a welfare check every month for their entire life

Bitches about big government spending Has received a welfare check every month for their entire life  Scumbag Steve

Knows you're new to smoking Tricks you into drinking bong water

Knows you're new to smoking Tricks you into drinking bong water  Scumbag Steve

Destroys innocent person's garden "Epic memories!"

Destroys innocent person's garden
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