Scumbag Steve

Makes a call in the car Turns down the radio the entire car ride so you're forced to listen

Makes a call in the car Turns down the radio the entire car ride so you're forced to listen  Scumbag Steve

agrees to be your designated driver for the night drinks

agrees to be your designated driver for the night drinks  Scumbag Steve

emotionally abuses you until you finally can't take it anymore and break up with him and then calls you from the roof of a tall building threatening to kill himself, forcing you to make your friend call 911 and have the police track him while you are scre

emotionally abuses you until you finally can't take it anymore and break up with him and then calls you from the roof of a tall building threatening to kill himself, forcing you to make your friend call 911 and have the police track him while you are scre  Scumbag Steve

"You mean you can't drink beer?" TAKES A SIP FROM YOUR CUP

SEES YOU PASSED OUT WITHOUT SHOES ON THE COUCH CHIEFS YOU ANYWAYS

SEES YOU PASSED OUT WITHOUT SHOES ON  THE COUCH CHIEFS YOU ANYWAYS   Scumbag Steve

Coughs and blows the freshly packed weed out of the bowl It was all stems and leaves anyway

Coughs and blows the freshly packed weed out of the bowl It was all stems and leaves anyway  Scumbag Steve

Gets asked a question responds "Don't worry about it"

Gets asked a question responds

Denies that he is sick. Gives everyone the flu.

Denies that he is sick. Gives everyone the flu.  Scumbag Steve

"Yo what's up with all the dudes at this party?" is a dude at the party

Makes morning pot of coffee for the office decaf

Makes morning pot of coffee for the office decaf  Scumbag Steve
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