Scumbag Steve

Uses every icing packet on one Toaster Strudel Leaves box of pastries.

Uses every icing packet on one Toaster Strudel  Leaves box of pastries.   Scumbag Steve

What snacks do you have? goes through your pantry

What snacks do you have? goes through your pantry  Scumbag Steve

Brings girl back to dorm room, kicks you out doesn't leave until 4pm next day

Brings girl back to dorm room, kicks you out doesn't leave until 4pm next day  Scumbag Steve

Excuse me proessor Might i correct you

Excuse me proessor Might i correct you  Scumbag Steve

Buys your product on ebay Never pays for it

Buys your product on ebay Never pays for it  Scumbag Steve

Hey, we just had sex, and it was crazy, Delete my number and keep the baby

Hey, we just had sex,
and it was crazy, Delete my number
and keep the baby  Scumbag Steve

row of empty stalls in the restroom picks the one next to yours

row of empty stalls 
in the restroom picks the one 
next to yours  Scumbag Steve

Required book and work book mandatory to buy new for access codes/research card Written by him

Required book and work book mandatory to buy new for access codes/research card Written by him  Scumbag Steve

Goes to shake hands after a fight Kicks you in the nuts

Goes to shake hands after a fight Kicks you in the nuts  Scumbag Steve

Wears a belt still sags his pants

Wears a belt still sags his pants  Scumbag Steve
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