Scumbag Steve

finds a dead squirrel on the road puts it in the toilet for karma

finds a dead squirrel on the road puts it in the toilet for karma  Scumbag Steve

Wants to go see a movie in the afternoon Sleeps all day instead

Wants to go see a movie in the afternoon Sleeps all day instead  Scumbag Steve

Promises girlfriend to quit smoking cigarettes...... She never said anything about weed!

Promises girlfriend to quit smoking cigarettes...... She never said anything about weed!  Scumbag Steve

STEPS INTO REVOLVING DOOR Waits for the person behind him to push

STEPS INTO REVOLVING DOOR Waits for the person behind him to push  Scumbag Steve

Sees ignorant facebook post and says he doesn't wanna live on this earth anymore doesn't commit suicide

Sees ignorant facebook post and says he doesn't wanna live on this earth anymore doesn't commit suicide  Scumbag Steve

Liked original total recall Remade it without 3-breasted mutant women, without mars, and casted Colin Farrell as Douglas Quaid

Liked original total recall Remade it without 3-breasted mutant women, without mars, and casted Colin Farrell as Douglas Quaid  Scumbag Steve

Invites friends you don't know to tag along with you spends entire night talking with them about people and places you don't know about

Invites friends you don't know to tag along with you spends entire night talking with them about people and places you don't know about  Scumbag Steve

Sees that you're selling something of great value "I'll give you five bucks for it, bro."

Sees that you're selling something of great value

Super tall Sits in front of everyone, and keeps hat on

Super tall Sits in front of everyone, and keeps hat on  Scumbag Steve

Uses the last of the toilet paper leaves empty roll

Uses the last of the toilet paper leaves empty roll  Scumbag Steve
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