Scumbag Steve

Won't talk to you at bar Texts you later that night to "chill"

Won't talk to you at bar Texts you later that night to

Has the exact same genome as you is better than you at everything

Has the exact same genome as you is better than you at everything  Scumbag Steve

Thinks up funny meme Uses comic sans

Thinks up funny meme Uses comic sans  Scumbag Steve

you ask for a can of soda he shakes it before giving it to you

you ask for a can of soda he shakes it before giving it to you  Scumbag Steve

Farts in your room Leaves right after

Farts in your room Leaves right after  Scumbag Steve

Gives you keys to his apartment Changes the Lock

Gives you keys to his apartment Changes the Lock  Scumbag Steve

says something at the same time and gets jinxed talks

says something at the same time and gets jinxed talks  Scumbag Steve

Asks you for a ride. Trip ends up taking an hour. Doesn't give you gas money.

Asks you for a ride. Trip ends up taking an hour. Doesn't give you gas money.  Scumbag Steve

Sees you trying to sleep stays up until 3am on skype

Sees you trying to sleep stays up until 3am on skype  Scumbag Steve

Sees a meme with an incorrect picture Upvotes Anyway

Sees a meme with an incorrect picture Upvotes Anyway  Scumbag Steve
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