Scumbag Steve

Either never responds to texts or responds 2 hours late Gets annoyed when you take more than 5 minutes to respond

Either never responds to texts or responds 2 hours late Gets annoyed when you take more than 5 minutes to respond  Scumbag Steve

At his house: "Dude the least you can do is help me clean up a little bit." At friend's house: "I don't live here. I shouldn't have to clean up."

At his house:

Offeres friend a ride too and from place Charges 10$ both ways and asks you to smoke him up

Offeres friend a ride too and from place Charges 10$ both ways and asks you to smoke him up  Scumbag Steve

Walks into class late with Dunkin Donuts Eats bagel loudly in back of room

Walks into class late with Dunkin Donuts Eats bagel loudly in back of room  Scumbag Steve

Thinks Roommate Stole Money Drugs him with ex-lax and locks himself in the bathroom

Thinks Roommate Stole Money Drugs him with ex-lax and locks himself in the bathroom  Scumbag Steve

finds out you own a pool tries to become your friend before summer

finds out you own a pool tries to become your friend before summer  Scumbag Steve

Sink full of his dirty dishes Not his because your cup is in there

Sink full of his dirty dishes Not his because your cup is in there  Scumbag Steve

Calls parents pill heads for using pain meds for actual pain continues to blow perk Thirties every single fucking night

Calls parents pill heads for using pain meds for actual pain continues to blow perk Thirties every single fucking night   Scumbag Steve

Knows girl has boyfriend Tries to fuck her anyways

Knows girl has boyfriend Tries to fuck her anyways  Scumbag Steve

drives a tractor trailer in the fast lane

drives a tractor trailer in the fast lane  Scumbag Steve
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