Scumbag Steve

Slowest person on the road Until he sees someone trying to pass him

Slowest person on the road Until he sees someone trying to pass him  Scumbag Steve

Pukes in your bed "What do you expect when you have people over"

Pukes in your bed

Joins fight club Talks about it

Joins fight club Talks about it  Scumbag Steve

Warns you "Not to be a dumbass" at his party Pukes 3 times and passes out after 45 minutes

Warns you

Gets the flu Comes over

Gets the flu Comes over  Scumbag Steve

Grows Pot hopes it stays illegal so he can make more money

Grows Pot hopes it stays illegal so he can make more money  Scumbag Steve

Doesn't have money for rent Buys beer

Doesn't have money for rent Buys beer  Scumbag Steve

Government pays for education Sleeps through all of his classes

Government pays for education Sleeps through all of his classes  Scumbag Steve

Owes friend five dollars freezes 500 pennies in a block of ice

Owes friend five dollars freezes 500 pennies in a block of ice  Scumbag Steve

Goes to a birthdayparty changes playlist

Goes to a birthdayparty changes playlist  Scumbag Steve
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