Scumbag Steve

You raise him from birth, pay for his food and everything else Gets you arrested for the way you did it

You raise him from birth, pay for his food and everything else Gets you arrested for the way you did it  Scumbag Steve

Rides in your car with a drink Leaves the cup

Rides in your car with a drink Leaves the cup  Scumbag Steve

Notices that you're more intelligent than average people Makes fun of you for it

Notices that you're more intelligent than average people Makes fun of you for it  Scumbag Steve

"I'll give you a lighter if you give me a cig." the same lighter that you where trying to find for 5 minutes.

Rolling a joint when you walk in the door using roaches from joints that you smoked him out on

Rolling a joint when you walk in the door using roaches from joints that you smoked him out on   Scumbag Steve

HEY, I just met you and this is crazy so delete my number, and keep the baby.

HEY, I just met you and
this is crazy so delete my number,
and keep the baby.  Scumbag Steve

Reads your Reddit posts and uses them to make fun of you, still does it. sees that you wrote about it in r/suicidewatch;

Reads your Reddit posts and uses them to make fun of you, still does it. sees that you wrote about it in r/suicidewatch;  Scumbag Steve

yrittaa vittuilla trmp:laisille axan lasnaollessa "real_men"!

yrittaa vittuilla trmp:laisille axan lasnaollessa

Oh you were studying with your roommate All night. Well I'm going to assume you were actually cheating on me and threaten to beat you

Oh you were studying with your roommate All night. Well I'm going to assume you were actually cheating on me and threaten to beat you  Scumbag Steve

puts in two week notice takes the week off

puts in two week notice takes the week off  Scumbag Steve
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