Scumbag Steve

i'm so glad you are home let me punch you in the balls to show you how happy I am

i'm so glad you are home let me punch you in the balls to show you how happy I am   Scumbag Steve

Goes over to friends house Uses wifi to game online with different friends

Goes over to friends house Uses wifi to game online with different friends  Scumbag Steve

Says "okay" when you ask him to do something gets pissed when you remind him

Says

Borrows your pen Returns to you all chewed up

Borrows your pen Returns to you all chewed up  Scumbag Steve

Says he can sell you weed in 10 minutes Doesnt text you so you call him an hour later "BRO DIDNT I SAY GIVE ME 10 Minutes"

Says he can sell you weed in 10 minutes Doesnt text you so you call him an hour later

goes to college with you just added your sister in high school on facebook

goes to college with you just added your sister in high school on facebook  Scumbag Steve

has sex doesn't believe women can orgasm, accepts no responsibility if partner gets pregnant and has a child

has sex doesn't believe women can orgasm, accepts no responsibility if partner gets pregnant and has a child  Scumbag Steve

Asks you to help bury his dog Makes you an accomplice to murder

Asks you to help bury his dog Makes you an accomplice to murder  Scumbag Steve

Reaches into pants to Rearrange before leaving Extends hand to give handshake

Reaches into pants to Rearrange before leaving Extends hand to give handshake  Scumbag Steve

doesn't chip in when you order pizza complains you're eating more slices than him.

doesn't chip in when you order pizza complains you're eating more slices than him.  Scumbag Steve
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