Scumbag Steve

farts in the car locks all the windows

farts in the car locks all the windows  Scumbag Steve

Drives 15 under the speed limit Floors it when you try to pass

Drives 15 under the speed limit Floors it when you try to pass  Scumbag Steve

knows you have asthma attacks often hides your inhaler and thinks it's funny

knows you have asthma attacks often hides your inhaler and thinks it's funny  Scumbag Steve

Calls you a nerd for playing D&D Is obsessed with fantasy football

Calls you a nerd for playing D&D Is obsessed with fantasy football  Scumbag Steve

wife falls off ski lift takes a picture to post on reddit

wife falls off ski lift takes a picture to post on reddit  Scumbag Steve

Waits for you to go go to the bathroom farts in the bong

Waits for you to go go to the bathroom farts in the bong  Scumbag Steve

buys his daughter her first puppy gives it away 2 weeks later because taking care of it interferes with playing "wow"

buys his daughter her first puppy gives it away 2 weeks later because taking care of it interferes with playing

Is happy and knows it Doesn't clap hands

Is happy and knows it Doesn't clap hands  Scumbag Steve

treats women like shit Always gets the girl.

treats women like shit Always gets the girl.  Scumbag Steve

Stops to talk to some friends in the middle of the doorway

Stops to talk to some friends in the middle of the doorway  Scumbag Steve
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