Scumbag Steve

Sees that you're on the phone Starts making obnoxious sex noises

Sees that you're on the phone Starts making obnoxious sex noises  Scumbag Steve

Home alone and pees with bathroom door closed throws party that night poops with door open

Home alone and pees with bathroom door closed throws party that night poops with door open  Scumbag Steve

DNA test says it's his kid Still denies that it's his kid

DNA test says it's his kid Still denies that it's his kid  Scumbag Steve

knows that you have a sunburn slaps you on the back

knows that you have a sunburn slaps you on the back   Scumbag Steve

breaks up the weed for a blunt blames the one hole on you

breaks up the weed for a blunt blames the one hole on you  Scumbag Steve

sees you put top back on brand new soda slaps it out of your hand

sees you put top back on brand new soda slaps it out of your hand  Scumbag Steve

Talking quietly in loud environment "I don't like to repeat myself"

Talking quietly in loud environment

Not disabled always parks in handicap

Not disabled always parks in handicap  Scumbag Steve

Buys the humble indie bundle for one cent

Buys the humble indie bundle for one cent  Scumbag Steve

Insults you over the internet Can't even spell "you're" correctly

Insults you over the internet Can't even spell
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