Scumbag Steve

Gets him a good job after not having one for months stops talking to you after you get laid off from that job

Gets him a good job after not having one for months stops talking to you after you get laid off from that job   Scumbag Steve

Invites himself to your house Also invites his girlfriend and fucks in your bed

Invites himself to your house  Also invites his girlfriend and fucks in your bed   Scumbag Steve

I ask him if "The Usual Suspects" is worth watching He says, "Yeah, Great movie! Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze"

I ask him if

Reads Redheads require 20% more anesthesia buys 40% more roofies

Reads Redheads require 20% more anesthesia buys 40% more roofies  Scumbag Steve

Says he doesn't like Pizza Crust Eat's all the Breadsticks

Says he doesn't like Pizza Crust Eat's all the Breadsticks  Scumbag Steve

"Follow me, I know the way." Floors it at every traffic light to cross under just as it turns red

doesn't give a fuck about his education makes fun of you for caring about yours

doesn't give a fuck about his education makes fun of you for caring about yours  Scumbag Steve

"Yeah, sure. I'll be the DD." does shots

Enter links for memes on both sides of tournament battle collect karma from fans of each meme

Enter links for memes on both sides of tournament battle collect karma from fans of each meme  Scumbag Steve

asks for ride while you're with your girlfriend calls "shotgun"

asks for ride while you're with your girlfriend  calls
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