Scumbag Steve

"You'll be happy to know that I will not bore you with a long speech this afternoon." Talks for 45 minutes.

tries on hats at the store has lice

tries on hats at the store has lice  Scumbag Steve

"what kind of sauce would you like with your nuggets?" no sauce

Replaces your cookies he ate eats them again

Replaces your cookies he ate eats them again  Scumbag Steve

there are no ashtrays on the table ashes in your scented candle

there are no ashtrays on the table ashes in your scented candle  Scumbag Steve

takes a week to get you an ounce so you gonna roll one for us to smoke or what

takes a week to get you an ounce so you gonna roll one for us to smoke or what  Scumbag Steve

Tells you not to take anger out on him takes his out on you

Tells you not to take anger out on him takes his out on you  Scumbag Steve

Loves the rum tum tugger for not caring what other cats think and doing as he pleases hates grizabella for not caring what other cats think and doing as she pleases

Loves the rum tum tugger for not caring what other cats think and doing as he pleases hates grizabella for not caring what other cats think and doing as she pleases  Scumbag Steve

Gets caught cheating on his girl gets mad at her for not trusting him

Gets caught cheating on his girl gets mad at her for not trusting him  Scumbag Steve

Purposely allows you to drive ahead highbeams

Purposely allows you to drive ahead highbeams  Scumbag Steve
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