Scumbag Steve

Has access to all of human knowledge Too lazy to look up words

Has access to all of human knowledge Too lazy to look up words  Scumbag Steve

goes to Super-cuts Asks for a happy ending

goes to Super-cuts Asks for a 
happy ending  Scumbag Steve

Overdraws bank account again It's cool, my parents will spot me

Overdraws bank account again It's cool, my parents will spot me  Scumbag Steve

Lets go get wasted just get a babysitter, or something

Lets go get wasted just get a babysitter, or something  Scumbag Steve

is the designated driver for the night scores a 1.2 on the policeman's breathalizer

is the designated driver for the night scores a 1.2 on the policeman's breathalizer  Scumbag Steve

Wife says he spends too much time on metafilter Makes metatalk thread to discuss it

Wife says he spends too much time on metafilter Makes metatalk thread to discuss it  Scumbag Steve

Says he deleted his Facebook profile Just deletes you

Says he deleted his Facebook profile Just deletes you  Scumbag Steve

No money to pay the bills gets tattooed twice at the same time

No money to pay the bills gets tattooed twice at the same time  Scumbag Steve

"man i have to piss so bad" immediately jumps in pool

wants to break up with his girlfriend changes his relationship status to "single" on fb without even so much as texting her first

wants to break up with his girlfriend changes his relationship status to
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