Scumbag Steve

"try again in 1 minute" ... one minute later ... "TRY AGAIN in 57 seconds"

Finishes cereal returns box to cabinet

Finishes cereal returns box to cabinet  Scumbag Steve

YO DOG I AINT EVEN MAD

YO DOG I AINT EVEN MAD  Scumbag Steve

Has STds Doesn't understand acronymns

Has STds Doesn't understand acronymns  Scumbag Steve

shits in your tub denies it for months

shits in your tub denies it for months  Scumbag Steve

Gets asked for date of birth. Gives the month.

Gets asked for date of birth. Gives the month.  Scumbag Steve

Said he was getting a van for the trip not a single fuck was given

Said he was getting a van for the trip not a single fuck was given  Scumbag Steve

"Yo, wheres that batch file at?" APPs/Utilities/Apps/Documents/Utilities /Software Installs/Apps/Utilities/Apps/utilities/apps/software

Hey japan can i crash at your place? Billions in damage and thousands dead

Hey japan can i crash at your place? Billions in damage and thousands dead  Scumbag Steve

Yeah well I was in the fuckin' military! Air Force reserve

Yeah well I was in the fuckin' military! Air Force reserve   Scumbag Steve
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