Scumbag Steve

says "real talk" before every sentence lies every other word

says

Chatting up a girl Says to you "Your conversation is going to have to better than that"

Chatting up a girl Says to you

borrows your razor uses it to shave his balls

borrows your razor uses it to shave his balls  Scumbag Steve

Rolls a blunt in your car that your mom also drives Spills weed everywhere and lies about cleaning it up

Rolls a blunt in your car that your mom also drives Spills weed everywhere and lies about cleaning it up  Scumbag Steve

I work at hollister

I work at hollister   Scumbag Steve

Lab tutor only asks for 1,500 words asks to extend to 2,500 for whole year group

Lab tutor only asks for 1,500 words asks to extend to 2,500 for whole year group  Scumbag Steve

Says he's a team player in Bf3 with medic Only heals himself

Says he's a team player in Bf3 with medic Only heals himself  Scumbag Steve

Is suicidal. Plans to drive off a cliff asks to borrow your car

Is suicidal. Plans to drive off a cliff asks to borrow your car  Scumbag Steve

Sees you talking to a girl "are you flirting with her, bro?"

Sees you talking to a girl

"dude! why did you eat all the ice cream!?" knew we had it the entire week

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