Scumbag Steve

today me Tomorrow you

today me Tomorrow you  Scumbag Steve

Sees paper you dropped on floor makes sure to step on it as he walks by

Sees paper you dropped on floor makes sure to step on it as he walks by  Scumbag Steve

His already-broken chair collapses when you sit on it 'You're paying for that bro'

His already-broken chair collapses when you sit on it 'You're paying for that bro'  Scumbag Steve

Still has the flu Yo bro, I got the next game of beer pong

Still has the flu Yo bro, I got the next game of beer pong  Scumbag Steve

Says "We should hang out more" crashes at your place every night

Says

asks for one toaster strudel uses four of the icing packs

asks for one toaster strudel uses four of the icing packs  Scumbag Steve

cops watch him drink in public on camera gets mad and says you ratted on him

cops watch him drink in public on camera gets mad and says you ratted on him  Scumbag Steve

Goes to the same school as you always wears clothing from another university

Goes to the same school as you always wears clothing from another university  Scumbag Steve

Expects upvotes Never upvotes anything

Expects upvotes Never upvotes anything  Scumbag Steve

Goes out scavenging Brings back useless decoration items only

Goes out scavenging Brings back useless decoration items only  Scumbag Steve
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