Scumbag Steve

Says he'll text you when he gets food never texts you

Says he'll text you when he gets food never texts you  Scumbag Steve

posts 4/20 status has never even seen weed

posts 4/20 status has never even seen weed  Scumbag Steve

hey girl my phone broke can i borrow yours? calls his phone to get your number

hey girl my phone broke can i borrow yours? calls his phone to get your number  Scumbag Steve

200 people are dead because of a tornado outbreak? hold up bro, i'm watching the royal wedding

200 people are dead because of a tornado outbreak? hold up bro, i'm watching the royal wedding  Scumbag Steve

Writes critical business code Doesn't create automated tests

Writes critical business code Doesn't create automated tests  Scumbag Steve

Asks to play CoD at your place Gets your console banned for aggressive language & behavior

Asks to play CoD at your place Gets your console banned for aggressive language & behavior   Scumbag Steve

COMES ON HOLIDAY WITH YOU REPEATS ANNOYING CATCHPHRASE TILL YOU GO INSANE

COMES ON HOLIDAY WITH YOU REPEATS ANNOYING CATCHPHRASE TILL YOU GO INSANE  Scumbag Steve

"Hey buddy, can I get a lift to the liquor store since you're heading that way anyways?" "Shit, can we just stop by my work, the bank, the grocery sto', and my dealer's place while we're out?"

Makes fun of you for never going to the gym never goes to the gym

Makes fun of you for never going to the gym never goes to the gym  Scumbag Steve

pass him the joint passes you the roach

pass him the joint passes you the roach  Scumbag Steve
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