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Scumbag Steve

Has GF that lives across the street Brings random swamp-donkeys home from the bar at 3:30am and proceeds with mating ritual til 5:00am+

Has GF that lives across the street Brings random swamp-donkeys home from the bar at 3:30am and proceeds with mating ritual til 5:00am+ Scumbag Steve
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Orders 4 beers and a steak "Let's split it 50/50"

Orders 4 beers and a steak
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gets busted blames his family

gets busted blames his family Scumbag Steve
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Moves across the country "we're not going to break up" breaks up with you right when he gets there

Moves across the country
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Invites you to lunch "forgets" his wallet

Invites you to lunch
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Won't give you $30 to split installation fees on his guitar you spend $260 upgrading

Won't give you $30 to split installation fees on his guitar you spend $260 upgrading Scumbag Steve
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Asks to borrow your tablet to watch one video Gives it back 4 hours later with no battery

Asks to borrow your tablet to watch one video Gives it back 4 hours later with no battery Scumbag Steve
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Has owed you $160 for over a year In that year has bought a $11K truck, a $7K Streetbike and spends at least $60 at the bars every weekend

Has owed you $160 for over a year In that year has bought a $11K truck, a $7K Streetbike and spends at least $60 at the bars every weekend Scumbag Steve
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No cars behind you cuts you off anyway

No cars behind you cuts you off anyway Scumbag Steve
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Hey bro can I bring some friends yea, they're all guys

Hey bro can I bring some friends yea, they're all guys Scumbag Steve
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