Scumbag Steve

Finds lost phone and promises to give it back Keeps it instead

Finds lost phone and promises to give it back  Keeps it instead  Scumbag Steve

"Sure, bro ill come eat with you" Insists you go to an expensive place even though you only have a couple bucks and wanted a 99 cent taco

Finds out someone is a soldier "Dude, how many people have you killed?"

Finds out someone is a soldier

asks you to order him a $9 meal in the drive through hands you a $5 bill at the window

asks you to order him a $9 meal in the drive through hands you a $5 bill at the window  Scumbag Steve

Unscrews the top of the salt and pepper so when you use it next, the whole jar goes all over your food.

Unscrews the top of the salt and pepper so when you use it next, the whole jar goes all over your food.  Scumbag Steve

Complains how expensive college is only takes one class a semester, doesnt work, and parents pay tuition so no loans need to be taken.

Complains how expensive college is only takes one class a semester, doesnt work, and parents pay tuition so no loans need to be taken.   Scumbag Steve

Sees a group of people trying to get through somewhere Still stands their on his phone with a group of other scumbags

Sees a group of people trying to get through somewhere Still stands their on his phone with a group of other scumbags  Scumbag Steve

Should be taking care of his newborn son Still finds time to browse reddit

Should be taking care of his newborn son Still finds time to browse reddit  Scumbag Steve

Hey man nice flip flops Steals them when you leave them at the bottom of the water slide

Hey man nice flip flops Steals them when you leave them at the bottom of the water slide  Scumbag Steve

Convinces you to come out by volunteering to be the D.D. Starts doing shots as soon as you get there

Convinces you to come out by volunteering to be the D.D. Starts doing shots as soon as you get there  Scumbag Steve
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