Scumbag Steve

Won't buy e-commuting girlfriend a tv Buys himself a BMW

Won't buy e-commuting girlfriend a tv Buys himself a BMW  Scumbag Steve

Eats the rest of the cookies Puts the empty package back in the pantry

Eats the rest of
 the cookies Puts the empty package back in the pantry  Scumbag Steve

8 slices of pizza and 3 people? i'll take 4

8 slices of pizza and 
3 people? i'll take 4  Scumbag Steve

Spots puddle near the sidewalk decides you need another shower

Spots puddle near the sidewalk decides you need another shower  Scumbag Steve

farts flaps his hands so the smell will get to you

farts flaps his hands so the smell will get to you  Scumbag Steve

"You play Dungeons & Dragons? What a nerd!" Watches comic-book movies religiously.

   Scumbag Steve

gets a rare hat gives it to himself

gets a rare hat gives it to himself  Scumbag Steve

Laughs at you for not knowing random fact only found out the day before

Laughs at you for not knowing random fact  only found out the day before  Scumbag Steve

Shows up at your house uninvited Clogs your toilet and immediately leaves

Shows up at your house uninvited Clogs your toilet and immediately leaves   Scumbag Steve
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