Scumbag Steve

Can't get a girlfriend Says there are no "real" girls at the school

Can't get a girlfriend Says there are no

enthusiastically promises to reserve a table for your party of 14 when you call claims to have never talked to you when you and 13 others arrive

enthusiastically promises to reserve a table for your party of 14 when you call claims to have never talked to you when you and 13 others arrive  Scumbag Steve

"Can I go to the bathroom?" Comes back 20 minutes later

Tosses baby in air doesn't catch it

Tosses baby in air doesn't catch it  Scumbag Steve

Says "I'll be right back" Doesn't come back

Says

sticker on flat bill status symbol

sticker on flat bill status symbol  Scumbag Steve

finds reddit through imgur copy/paste every front page link to facebook

finds reddit through imgur copy/paste every front page link to facebook  Scumbag Steve

sells grams .8

sells grams .8  Scumbag Steve

Keeps it 100 percent from the truth

Keeps it 100 percent from the truth  Scumbag Steve

Waits for you to get high for the first time Records it and shows all of his friends

Waits for you to get high for the first time Records it and shows all of his friends  Scumbag Steve
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