Scumbag Steve

irrigates your lawn with brawndo "it's got what plants crave bro"

irrigates your lawn with brawndo

Asks for a ride to the airport one day in advance Only gives you enough gas for the trip there

Asks for a ride to the airport one day in advance Only gives you enough gas for the trip there  Scumbag Steve

Butts into twitter conversation Doesn't have anything interesting to add

Butts into twitter conversation Doesn't have anything interesting to add  Scumbag Steve

Borrows car to take girlfriend to airport fucks her on back seat

Borrows car to take girlfriend to airport fucks her on back seat  Scumbag Steve

Gets friend-zoned "Whatever. You were ugly and stupid anyway." (Sour grapes, anyone?)

Gets friend-zoned

Knocks your hookah over and burns a hole in your floor "Relax, bro"

Knocks your hookah over and burns a hole in your floor

Call me Johnny Nobody calls me Johnnny :(

Call me Johnny Nobody calls me Johnnny :(  Scumbag Steve

Watches you drop jump drive with important school paper on it says nothing

Watches you drop jump drive with important school paper on it says nothing  Scumbag Steve

Steals From Salvation army

Steals From Salvation army  Scumbag Steve

Says he will call never does

Says he will call never does  Scumbag Steve
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