Scumbag Steve

comes to party empty handed complains about the beer and food selection

comes to party empty handed complains about the beer and food selection  Scumbag Steve

Smokes in strangers house at party Puts cigarettes out in half full beer cans

Smokes in strangers house at party Puts cigarettes out in half full beer cans  Scumbag Steve

Gets everyone in trouble for using phone in class Uses phone in class

Gets everyone in trouble for using phone in class Uses phone in class  Scumbag Steve

America where no matter what bitches always complain When I beat or molest them.

America where no matter what bitches always complain When I beat or molest them.  Scumbag Steve

Friend invites me to stay at her place for a couple days on vacation End up throwing up all over her living room, kitchen, and daughters bed. Leaves after waking up.

Friend invites me to stay at her place for a couple days on vacation End up throwing up all over her living room, kitchen, and daughters bed. Leaves after waking up.   Scumbag Steve

scratches off your tickets uses the money to buy weed

scratches off your tickets uses the money to buy weed  Scumbag Steve

Sees physicists unique proposal to his physicist girlfriend "I think the girl would've wanted a ring instead. I'll create a meme highlighting this shallow and unintellectual aspect of women."

Sees physicists unique proposal to his physicist girlfriend

Finds guitar at party Plays wonderwall

Finds guitar at party Plays wonderwall  Scumbag Steve

Takes the elevator To the second floor

Takes the elevator To the second floor  Scumbag Steve

buys expensive berries at the grocery store uses self checkout and rings it up as half a pound of white squash

buys expensive berries at the grocery store uses self checkout and rings it up as half a pound of white squash  Scumbag Steve
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