Scumbag Steve

Has a doctor's appointment doesn't go to school the whole day

Has a doctor's appointment doesn't go to school the whole day  Scumbag Steve

Lets you use his car when he goes out of town Empty tank

Lets you use his car when he goes out of town Empty tank  Scumbag Steve

Cashes the check you wrote him 7 months later

Cashes the check you wrote him 7 months later  Scumbag Steve

Asks to go with on road trip to Florida Doesn't chip in on gas because "You're going there anyways"

Asks to go with on road trip to Florida Doesn't chip in on gas because

Dates your sister, gets her drunk, and fucks her Kicks you out of his band because he feels guilty around you

Dates your sister, gets her drunk, and fucks her Kicks you out of his band because he feels guilty around you  Scumbag Steve

ICE COLD FATTIES 2 FOR 5 3 FOR 10.

ICE COLD FATTIES
2 FOR 5  3 FOR 10.  Scumbag Steve

Sends comforting email to annoying facebook girl tells everyone about it

Sends comforting email to annoying facebook girl tells everyone about it  Scumbag Steve

"No offense, but... " is offensive

Steals $500 out of your sock drawer "sometimes things just dissapear man"

Steals $500 out of your sock drawer

Only other person in movie theater sits directly in front of you

Only other person in movie theater sits directly in front of you  Scumbag Steve
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