Scumbag Steve

coworkers treat you as if you've never spoken to a black person before makes racist "jokes" about hispanics

coworkers treat you as if you've never spoken to a black person before makes racist

Has sex with an ape to prove god doesn't exist gets aids and becomes a man whore

Has sex with an ape to prove god doesn't exist gets aids and becomes a man whore  Scumbag Steve

Comes to a third world country constantly complaining that there is no red bull in the local shop

Comes to a third world country constantly complaining that there is no red bull in the local shop  Scumbag Steve

"Cigarettes suck. It's an expensive habit that is going to kill you" Throws in a pinch of chew after the conversation

Intoxicated person accidentally over tips him by 100 dollars Keeps it.

Intoxicated person accidentally over tips him by 100 dollars Keeps it.  Scumbag Steve

Takes a massive, god-sized dump, resulting in a nuclear wasteland inside of the toilet bowl. Doesn't flush

Takes a massive, god-sized dump, resulting in a nuclear wasteland inside of the toilet bowl. Doesn't flush  Scumbag Steve

comes home drunk and pisses all over bathroom floor "how Do i know it wasn't you bro?"

comes home drunk and pisses all over bathroom floor

Owes you $30 Pays you back in quarters

Owes you $30 Pays you back in quarters  Scumbag Steve

ENDS SEASON OF WELL-WRITTEN TV SHOW ON CLIFFHANGER CANCELS SERIES

ENDS SEASON OF WELL-WRITTEN TV SHOW ON CLIFFHANGER CANCELS SERIES  Scumbag Steve

opens the pasztet smears it on bread and eats it

opens the pasztet smears it on bread and eats it  Scumbag Steve
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