Scumbag Steve

Finds two open parking spots in a full parking lot parks in them both at the same time

Finds two open parking spots in a full parking lot parks in them both at the same time  Scumbag Steve

shares pizza with you pulls apart pizza to get to biggest slice instead of taking next one

shares pizza with you pulls apart pizza to get to biggest slice instead of taking next one  Scumbag Steve

Refuses to drink on St.Patrick's Day because it reinforces negative Irish stereotypes Wears a sombrero, fake moustache, and pancho for Cinco De Mayo and gets blackout drunk on tequila

Refuses to drink on St.Patrick's Day because it reinforces negative Irish stereotypes  Wears a sombrero, fake moustache, and pancho for Cinco De Mayo and gets blackout drunk on tequila  Scumbag Steve

Takes advantage of mom's mental illness So he can steal money from her without getting in trouble.

Takes advantage of mom's mental illness  So he can steal money from her without getting in trouble.   Scumbag Steve

firebombs your house comes over two days later to comfort your mother

firebombs your house comes over two days later to comfort your mother  Scumbag Steve

Fucks up your project for art completely. doesn't even finish the piece they were meant to finish.

Fucks up your project for art completely. doesn't even finish the piece they were meant to finish.  Scumbag Steve

Doesn't want to use AC in common room because of cost Uses Private AC all year "Gotta sleep with 3 quilts, bro"

Doesn't want to use AC in common room because of cost Uses Private AC all year

Tells my mom he doesn't consider her as a parent and that hes never visiting before he moved out still comes around every day off and eats our food and takes half the pantry home without a thanks

Tells my mom he doesn't consider her as a parent and that hes never visiting before he moved out still comes around every day off and eats our food and takes half the pantry home without a thanks  Scumbag Steve

Honey, I think "we" should lose weight. On the phone: Sure, we'll meet you for pizza.

Honey, I think

Unloads shopping cart Leaves cart between 4 parking spaces

Unloads shopping cart Leaves cart between 4 parking spaces  Scumbag Steve
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