Scumbag Steve

offers to drive friends only if smoked out

offers to drive friends only if smoked out  Scumbag Steve

Friend is scientist Cannot explain quantum mechanics

Friend is scientist Cannot explain quantum mechanics  Scumbag Steve

Works two jobs and goes to school Never shuts the fuck up about it

Works two jobs and goes to school Never shuts the fuck up about it  Scumbag Steve

Orders drinks for everyone Puts it on your tab

Orders drinks for everyone Puts it on your tab  Scumbag Steve

notices hes driving slow in the fast lane doesn't switch lanes

notices hes driving slow in the fast lane doesn't switch lanes  Scumbag Steve

Tries to make you feel better after you break up with your girlfriend So he can start dating her a week later

Tries to make you feel better after you break up with your girlfriend So he can start dating her a week later  Scumbag Steve

sees that you're distracted by a girl that fainted sneaks out while you're not looking, so he doesn't have to pay

sees that you're distracted by a girl that fainted sneaks out while you're not looking, so he doesn't have to pay  Scumbag Steve

bathroom is full at friends house pees in kitchen sink

bathroom is full at friends house pees in kitchen sink  Scumbag Steve

Leaves the library stays signed in

Leaves the library stays signed in  Scumbag Steve

I hope you told your roomates that im moving in just don't tell them it was my parole officer's idea

I hope you told your roomates that im moving in just don't tell them it was my parole officer's idea  Scumbag Steve
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