Scumbag Steve

Streets are flooded due to storm Orders a pizza

Streets are flooded due to storm Orders a pizza  Scumbag Steve

sees that friend is incredibly baked asks complicated questions about life and the universe

sees that friend is incredibly baked asks complicated questions about life and the universe  Scumbag Steve

Has been your best friend since childhood Only remembers your birthday because its 6/7/89

Has been your best friend since childhood Only remembers your birthday because its 6/7/89  Scumbag Steve

*please enjoy the music While your party is reached*

*please enjoy the music While your party is reached*  Scumbag Steve

runs stop sign to be in front of you drives 10 less than the posted speed limit

runs stop sign to be in front of you drives 10 less than the posted speed limit  Scumbag Steve

invites you to hang out tells you he can't hang out anymore AFTER you show up.

invites you to hang out tells you he can't hang out anymore AFTER you show up.  Scumbag Steve

Walks into TV room talking on mobile phone "Hey, turn that down"

Walks into TV room talking on mobile phone

Makes plans to sell a game to you Sells it to somebody else

Makes plans to sell a game to you Sells it to somebody else  Scumbag Steve

Breaks up with you 'We can still be friends, with benefits'

Breaks up with you 'We can still be friends, with benefits'   Scumbag Steve

Knows you have a reddit account brags about how much more karma he has than you

Knows you have a reddit account brags about how much more karma he has than you  Scumbag Steve
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