Scumbag Steve

Finally decides to see his best friends after weeks of girlfriend solitude. Stares at his phone the entire time texting girlfriend.

Finally decides to see his best friends after weeks of girlfriend solitude. Stares at his phone the entire time texting girlfriend.   Scumbag Steve

Sees cat suffocating with a plastic bag on it takes a photo before saving it

Sees cat suffocating with a plastic bag on it takes a photo before saving it  Scumbag Steve

"Fuck the police" Calls them anytime he has a problem

is homeless goes to a sit down restaurant and guilts the waiter into buying him a meal

is homeless goes to a sit down restaurant and guilts the waiter into buying him a meal  Scumbag Steve

Says you're a pussy for having a gf and not being a player moves in with gf of 6 years

Says you're a pussy for having a gf and not being a player moves in with gf of 6 years  Scumbag Steve

"Of course there's not someone else. I can't believe a friend would ask that." Unfriends you. Updates to 'in a relationship' with someone else on Facebook the next day.

Voted for Prop 8 The week after his brother came out of the closet

Voted for Prop 8 The week after his brother came out of the closet  Scumbag Steve

constantly pesters you with texts knowing you're busy and won't have time to respond wonders why you eventually get pissed and tell him to fuck off

constantly pesters you with texts knowing you're busy and won't have time to respond wonders why you eventually get pissed and tell him to fuck off  Scumbag Steve

Agrees to designate drive Gets really drunk

Agrees to designate drive Gets really drunk  Scumbag Steve

Birthday card gets passed around work Doesn't check off his box

Birthday card gets passed around work Doesn't check off his box  Scumbag Steve
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