Scumbag Steve

tells you to drive 50 miles to his house because he has "some dank shit" turns out to be $10 weed and he "forgot" to tell me it was laced with acid

tells you to drive 50 miles to his house because he has

"dude, you just have to calm down" thinks he won the argument

Notices the typo in your meme post Sarcastically Comments First and then Upvotes your post

Notices the typo in your meme post Sarcastically Comments First and then Upvotes your post  Scumbag Steve

knows who your girlfriend is flirts with her then says "didnt know bro"

knows who your girlfriend is flirts with her then says

Has a normal pop tart packet Then adds an extra pop tart for karma whoring

Has a normal pop tart packet Then adds an extra pop tart for karma whoring  Scumbag Steve

Uses Bing

Uses Bing  Scumbag Steve

"nah it's cool brah, we can have buttsex" Shits on your dick

listens to npr everyday doesn't donate during pledge drive

listens to npr everyday doesn't donate during pledge drive  Scumbag Steve

offers to role your weed into a joint ruins it with his menthol tabacco

offers to role your weed into a joint ruins it with his menthol tabacco  Scumbag Steve

"I saved you the last hit" of what was about an 8th when you left for work

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