Scumbag Steve

Builds shiny new dorm with shiny new dining hall Gives it to freshmen

Builds shiny new dorm with shiny new dining hall Gives it to freshmen  Scumbag Steve

Parents spend $500 on textbooks Only uses them to roll blunts

Parents spend $500 on textbooks Only uses them to roll blunts  Scumbag Steve

Become an integrated member of the fairfield community In the 3:2 program.

Become an integrated member of the fairfield community In the 3:2 program.  Scumbag Steve

Has p90x on his laptop Makes you download it to your laptop because he doesn't want you using his.

Has p90x on his laptop Makes you download it to your laptop because he doesn't want you using his.  Scumbag Steve

Swears he doesn't smoke Smokes in the house the next day

Swears he doesn't smoke Smokes in the house the next day  Scumbag Steve

Never replies to your texts. Gets mad when you don't text him.

Never replies to your texts. Gets mad when you don't text him.  Scumbag Steve

doesn't like kony taking over frontpage/newsfeed Wont stop posting about how annoyed he is

doesn't like kony taking over frontpage/newsfeed Wont stop posting about how annoyed he is  Scumbag Steve

In a bathroom with 20 stalls uses the one next to you Leaves stall exactly when you leavr yours

In a bathroom with 20 stalls uses the one next to you Leaves stall exactly when you leavr yours  Scumbag Steve

Says he will give you money for rent tomorrow doesn't give you rent tomorrow

Says he will give you money for rent tomorrow doesn't give you rent tomorrow  Scumbag Steve

"can i have some of that pop-tart?" gives you crust

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