Scumbag Steve

store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.

store closes at 9 p.m. starts shopping at 8:55 p.m.  Scumbag Steve

Invites you over to drink beer Fix my wifi bro

Invites you over to drink beer Fix my wifi bro  Scumbag Steve

Quietly tell him his fly is unzipped Why are you lookin' at my dick, bro?!

Quietly tell him his fly is unzipped Why are you lookin' at my dick, bro?!  Scumbag Steve

Brings nothing to Potluck Lunch Piles plate high, takes 2 cans of pop, and leaves with unopened bag of chips.

Brings nothing to Potluck Lunch Piles plate high, takes 2 cans of pop, and leaves with unopened bag of chips.  Scumbag Steve

Knocks on door while opening it

Knocks on door while opening it  Scumbag Steve

Breaks something makes it look like it isn't broken, so the next person to use it thinks it's their fault

Breaks something makes it look like it isn't broken, so the next person to use it thinks it's their fault  Scumbag Steve

Shows up to your apartment uninvited Texts people to come over so he can sell them drugs

Shows up to your apartment uninvited Texts people to come over so he can sell them drugs  Scumbag Steve

move out by the fifteenth Brohonestly

move out by the fifteenth Brohonestly  Scumbag Steve

Thinks war is cool and always necessary Has never and will never serve in war.

Thinks war is cool and always necessary Has never and will never serve in war.  Scumbag Steve

Buys some weed With Money he owes you

Buys some weed With Money he owes you  Scumbag Steve
Like us for More!